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Mar 15, 2001 Volume 18, Issue 148
What if we could really form such partnerships?
Then again, don't we already have it in *everything*
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Levinson the tailor come to the US and moves to
a very small Jewish community in the Mid west
where he ekes out a living as a tailor. He's known
as the Schneider, The Tailor. His business never
seems to grow.
One day, in Schul, as he's davening (praying), an
idea comes to him, make G-d his partner, and he'll
be a great success. So he puts a sign over his
shop, "Schneider and HaShem."
After a few years, his garments are recognized all
over the area as being the best, and the whole fashion
world beats a path to his door. So he moves to a bigger
location and starts opening stores all over the country.
He gets so big, he has to move his operation to
New York City.
Once in NY, every Jew gets the "Americanize" fever.
He decides that "Schneider and HaShem" is too ethnic.
So he changes the name. His stores become famous.
They are now known as "Lord and Taylor."
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