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      "Partners"

      Levinson the tailor come to the US and moves to
      a very small Jewish community in the Mid west
      where he ekes out a living as a tailor. He's known
      as the Schneider, The Tailor. His business never
      seems to grow.

      One day, in Schul, as he's davening (praying), an
      idea comes to him, make G-d his partner, and he'll
      be a great success. So he puts a sign over his
      shop, "Schneider and HaShem."

      After a few years, his garments are recognized all
      over the area as being the best, and the whole fashion
      world beats a path to his door. So he moves to a bigger
      location and starts opening stores all over the country.
      He gets so big, he has to move his operation to
      New York City.

      Once in NY, every Jew gets the "Americanize" fever.
      He decides that "Schneider and HaShem" is too ethnic.
      So he changes the name. His stores become famous.
      They are now known as "Lord and Taylor."

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