JJdJ Mar 1, 01: Buying Elephants
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Mar 1, 2001 Volume 18, Issue 144
Are we really this easy?
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Who says organization has to be boring??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in a restaurant
for a lunch suggested by one of them. The inviter
says, "I have a good deal for you. When I was in
Florida, I went to the town where the circus stays
during the winter. I happened to pick up an
elephant. I could let you have it for three thousand
The other businessman sipped his martini and
said, "What am I going to do with an elephant?
I live in a condo. I barely have room for my
furniture. I can't even squeeze in an end table.
So I'm going to buy an elephant?"
The first businessman said, "I could let you have
three of them for two grand."
"Oh," said the other, "now you're talking!"
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