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JJdJ Mar 1, 01: Buying Elephants

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      "Buying Elephants"

      Two Jewish businessmen meet in a restaurant
      for a lunch suggested by one of them. The inviter
      says, "I have a good deal for you. When I was in
      Florida, I went to the town where the circus stays
      during the winter. I happened to pick up an
      elephant. I could let you have it for three thousand
      dollars."

      The other businessman sipped his martini and
      said, "What am I going to do with an elephant?
      I live in a condo. I barely have room for my
      furniture. I can't even squeeze in an end table.
      So I'm going to buy an elephant?"

      The first businessman said, "I could let you have
      three of them for two grand."

      "Oh," said the other, "now you're talking!"

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