JJdJ Jan 9, 01: Happiness
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Mrs. Berkowitz, shopping in the supermarket,
went from counter to counter humming and
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"I have every reason to be," replied the woman.
"I've got a beautiful home, two lovely children,
a nice bank account. My husband's life is insured
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