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JJdJ Jan 9, 01: Happiness

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jan 9, 2001 Volume 16, Issue 129


      How little we need for happiness.... or do we?

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      "Happiness"

      Mrs. Berkowitz, shopping in the supermarket,
      went from counter to counter humming and
      singing to herself.

      "You seem to be very happy," remarked the clerk.

      "I have every reason to be," replied the woman.
      "I've got a beautiful home, two lovely children,
      a nice bank account. My husband's life is insured
      for $450,000, and his health is far from robust."


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