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JJdJ Jan 4, 01: Eating in Heaven

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      Jan 4, 2001 Volume 16, Issue 128


      We've all met people like that, haven't we? Oy vey...

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      "Eating in Heaven"

      The Satmar Rebbe has died. He goes straight
      up to Gan Eden. He finds a large table
      surrounded by a great number of long-bearded
      men studying Gemara, shokeling the whole time.

      On the table is an enormous smorgasbord of
      delicacies: kishke, shlishke, kugel, roast chicken,
      gefilte fish, and lot of other goodies. As the men
      learn, they take food off the table and eat it.

      One man approaches the Rebbe: "Rebbe, at
      last you have joined us! All day, we study and,
      while we study, we have a great banquet. Please
      join us. Would you like something to eat?"

      The rabbi looks at the man and asks him, sternly,
      "Who's the mashgioch ?"

      The man looks at the Rebbe incredulously, and
      replies, almost with a laugh, "This is Gan Eden!
      HaKodoysh Bareech...HE is the mashgioch!"

      The Rebbe strokes his long, white beard for half
      an hour and shokels, pondering the matter. All
      his students look at him eagerly, waiting to hear
      what the Rebbe will say.

      Finally, the Rebbe speaks:

      "I'll have the fruit," he says, "on a paper plate."


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