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Jan 4, 2001 Volume 16, Issue 128
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"Eating in Heaven"
The Satmar Rebbe has died. He goes straight
up to Gan Eden. He finds a large table
surrounded by a great number of long-bearded
men studying Gemara, shokeling the whole time.
On the table is an enormous smorgasbord of
delicacies: kishke, shlishke, kugel, roast chicken,
gefilte fish, and lot of other goodies. As the men
learn, they take food off the table and eat it.
One man approaches the Rebbe: "Rebbe, at
last you have joined us! All day, we study and,
while we study, we have a great banquet. Please
join us. Would you like something to eat?"
The rabbi looks at the man and asks him, sternly,
"Who's the mashgioch ?"
The man looks at the Rebbe incredulously, and
replies, almost with a laugh, "This is Gan Eden!
HaKodoysh Bareech...HE is the mashgioch!"
The Rebbe strokes his long, white beard for half
an hour and shokels, pondering the matter. All
his students look at him eagerly, waiting to hear
what the Rebbe will say.
Finally, the Rebbe speaks:
"I'll have the fruit," he says, "on a paper plate."
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