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JJdJ Mar 14, 13: Interpretation

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Mar 14, 2013              Volume 156, Issue 1306


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o         "Interpretation"

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      How you interpret things is the key, isn't it?

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              Jewish Quote du Jour


      "
      The Jew gave us the Outside and the Inside -
      our outlook and our inner life. We can hardly
      get up in the morning or cross the street without
      being Jewish. We dream Jewish dreams and
      hope Jewish hopes. Most of our best words, in
      fact - new, adventure, surprise, unique, individual,
      person, vocation, time, history, future, freedom,
      progress, spirit, faith, hope, justice - are the gifts
      of the Jews."
      -- Thomas Cahill, Irish author


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      "Interpretation"

      My daughter just walked into the living room
      and said:

      "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent
      my room out, throw all my clothes out of the
      window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone,
      and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of
      my jewelry to the Salvation Army.

      Then sell my car, take my front door key away
      from me and throw me out of the house, Then
      disown me and never talk to me again. And
      don't forget to write me out of your will and
      leave my share to my brother."

      Well, she didn't put it quite like that...

      She actually said ..........

      "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."


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