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JJdJ Mar 7, 13: Irv And Sol

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Mar 7, 2013              Volume 156, Issue 1304


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "Irv And Sol"
      o         Jewish Pix du Jour

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              Jewish Quote du Jour


      "The Jew is that sacred being who has brought
      down from heaven the everlasting fire, and has
      illumined with it the entire world. He is the
      religious source, spring, and fountain out of
      which all the rest of the peoples have drawn
      their beliefs and their religions."
      -- Leo Tolstoy


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      "Irv And Sol"

      Irv and Sol, are walking down the street when
      Sol turns to Irv and says, "Irv, if you had two of
      those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with
      all the gear, electric windows, CD player and
      all of that, exactly the same, would you give
      me one?"

      Irv says, "Sol, how long do we go back? Thirty
      years?  We've been best friends since school,
      and if I had two of those Mercedes,
      top-of-the-line cars with all the trimmings,
      exactly the same, yeah, I would give the other
      one to you."

      So, they keep walking. After a couple of minutes,
      Irv turns to Sol and says, "Sol, if you had two of
      those luxury, playboy-type yachts, you know, with
      all the modern conveniences, and they were
      exactly the same, would you give one of them
      to me?"

      Sol says, "Irv, you and me are like brothers, you
      were best man at my wedding, you attended
      my son's Bar Mitzvah, we have gone to the same
      shul together for all these years. If I had two of
      those luxury playboy yachts, exactly the same
      with all the modern conveniences, then yeah
      Irv, I really would give the other one to you."

      They keep walking.  A couple of minutes later,
      Sol turns to Irv, "Irv, if you had two chickens..."

      "Now hold on there! Sol, you KNOW I've got two
      chickens!"


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              Jewish Pix du Jour


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