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JJdJ Feb 5, 13: Albert's Lecture

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Feb 5, 2013              Volume 155, Issue 1295


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o         "Albert's Lecture"
      o        Jewish Pix du Jour

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              Jewish Quote du Jour


      "
      I think everybody has the ability to fall in love
      with a man or with a woman or a white
      person or a black person or a Jewish person
      or a Protestant person or whatever."
      -- Ally Sheedy


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      "Albert's Lecture"

      There's a story about how Albert Einstein was
      traveling to Universities in a chauffeur driven
      car, delivering lectures on his theory of relativity. 

      One day, while in transit, the chauffeur remarked,
      "Dr. Einstein, I've heard you deliver that lecture
      about 30 times. I know it by heart, and bet I could
      give it myself."

      "Well, I'll give you the chance," Einstein said. They
      don't know me at this next school, so when we
      get there I'll put on your cap, and you introduce
      yourself as me and give the lecture."

      The chauffeur delivered Einstein's lecture flawlessly. 
      When he finished, he started to leave, but one of
      the Professors stopped him and asked a complex
      question filled with mathematical equations and
      formulas.

      The chauffeur thought fast. "The solution to that
      problem is so simple, he said, I'm surprised you
      have to ask me. In fact, to show you just how
      simple it is, I'm going to ask my chauffeur to come
      up here and answer your question."


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              Jewish Pix du Jour

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