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JJdJ Nov 27, 12: Airsick

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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Nov 27, 2012 Volume 153, Issue 1285 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of
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      Nov 27, 2012              Volume 153, Issue 1285

               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o         "Airsick"


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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      "Look, the hard-line Jewish position is based, to
      this day, on the idea that the Palestinian Arabs
      somehow or other will either accept third-class
      status, or they will pick up and go away. Now,
      this isn't happening."
      -- Arthur Hertzberg



      Morris gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

      A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean
      looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next
      to him and immediately falls asleep.

      Morris starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid
      to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to
      the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over
      him, and so Morris is sitting there, looking at the
      huge guy, trying to decide what to do.

      Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an
      uncontrollable wave a nausea passes through
      the Morris. He can't hold it in any longer and
      pukes all over the big man's chest.

      About five minutes later the big gorilla wakes
      up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.

      "So," says Morris, . . . "are you feeling better now?"


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