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JJdJ Nov 1, 12: A Jew At The Exclusive Gold Club

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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Nov 1, 2012 Volume 153, Issue 1278 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 31, 2012
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      Nov 1, 2012              Volume 153, Issue 1278

               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

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      o        "Who Is A Jew At The Exclusive Gold Club?"


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      It's based around a Jewish family but it
      really is a universal theme about getting
      along and coming along."
      -- Jami Gertz


      "Who Is A Jew At The Exclusive Gold Club?"

      Shloyme Seltzer has become rich and wants
      to show off, so he orders his driver to drive
      him to this new exclusive golf club with his
      new Cadillac.

      Unfortunately a sign at the door unmistakably
      states that Jews are not permitted access. 
      The driver wants to return home, but not

      Shloyme says: "Wait here for me."

      His driver responds: "But don't you see the
      sign? They'll kick you out immediately!"

      Shloyme says, "I don't have to tell them I'm
      Jewish." and he leaves for the gate.

      So the driver waits... One hour... two hours...
      three hours. After three and a half hours,
      Shloyme is kicked out by two body-builder
      type guardsmen.

      The driver asks: "What happened?"

      Shloyme says,"Everything was fine until we
      played hole number eight! Accidentally I
      shot my ball into one of these ponds. I
      shouted: 'Oh, my G~d, what'll I do now?'
      And then the waters separated and everybody


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