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      Oct 2, 2012 Volume 152, Issue 1269


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "New Jewish Words and Their Meanings"
      Part I

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      "New Jewish Words and Their Meanings"
      Part I

      Jewbilation (n.) Pride in finding out that one's
      favorite celebrity is Jewish or that your offspring
      is marrying a Jewish person.

      Torahfied - (n.) Inability to remember one's lines
      when called to read from the Torah at one's Bar
      or Bat Mitzvah (or from the Hagada at Passover).

      Matzilation - (v.) Smashing a piece of matzoh to
      bits while trying to butter it.

      Chutzpapa (n.) A father who wakes his wife at
      4:00 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper.

      Deja Nu (n.) Having the feeling you've seen the
      same exasperated look on your mother's face,
      but not knowing exactly when.

      Disoriyenta (n.) When Aunt Linda gets lost in a
      department store and strikes up a conversation
      with everyone she passes.

      Hebort (v.) To forget all the Hebrew one ever
      learned immediately after one's Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

      Jewdo (n.) A traditional form of self-defense
      based on talking one's way out of a
      tight spot.

      Mamatzah Balls (n.) Matzo balls that are as good
      as your mother used to make.

      Meinstein - slang. "My son, the genius!"

      Mishpochadots (n.) The assorted lipstick and
      make-up stains found on one's face and collar
      after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a
      reception.


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