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JJdJ Sep 11, 12: Temple President

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Sep 11, 2012 Volume 151, Issue 1263


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "Temple President"

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      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "I was proud to witness American Jewish
      organizations found the Save Darfur Coalition
      in June 2004 to mobilize a coordinated interfaith
      response to the ongoing humanitarian disaster."
      -- Jan Schakowsky


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      "Temple President"

      There is the story of a temple president who
      got up one Saturday morning and announced
      to the congregation: "I have good news and
      bad news.

      The good news is, we have enough money
      to pay for our new building program.

      The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."


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