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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Aug 21, 2012 Volume 150, Issue 1259 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of
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      Aug 21, 2012              Volume 150, Issue 1259

               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "Pig Farm"


      Jews and pigs don't mix...

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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      Presently, the Commission for Commemorating
      350 Years of American Jewish History has been
      brought about to encourage and sponsor a
      variety of historical activities that advance our
      understanding of the American Jewish experience
      as it marks this milestone anniversary."
      -- Jon Porter


      "Pig Farm"

      Irv Cohen was tired of the rat race of New York City.
      He decided to move to the peace and quiet of the
      country.  He bought a small farm and moved away
      from the big city.  Not knowing what to do with the
      farm, he talked to his neighbors. They suggested
      going to the local auction and buying some live stock.
      Irv did just that.

      In fact, he got a good deal on a dozen pigs at the
      auction. When he got them home he realized they
      were all females so he talked to his neighbor to see
      if he could bring his girls pigs over to meet with his
      boy pigs so this man could get some babies.

      The neighbor agreed and so Irv, the new farmer,
      loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the neighbor's
      pigs. That night he went back to pick them up and
      he asked his neighbor, "How will I know if they are
      going to have little pigs?"

      The neighbor said that they would start acting real
      different and that he could just tell. So next morning
      he went and checked his pigs and they were just
      acting normal so he took them back to the
      neighbor's again.

      Next morning same thing no change so he took them

      Next morning he was sitting at the table and he said
      to his wife "Honey, look out the window and see if
      the pigs are acting different."

      She looked out the window and said, "Well I don't
      know how different you mean but 11 of them are in
      the back of the truck and one is in the front honking
      the horn!!!"


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