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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      May 1, 2012              Volume 147, Issue 1235


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o         "Grandpa"

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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      "
      It seemed ironic that Lowell Levine and I, who
      were both Jewish, were going over to identify
      the remains of a man who was so anti-Semitic."
      -- Michael Baden


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      "Grandpa"

      A Jewish family is considering putting their
      grandfather into a nursing home. However,
      since all the Jewish facilities are completely
      full, the family decides to put him into a
      Catholic home.

      After a few weeks in the Catholic facility, the
      family arrives to visit with Grandpa.

      "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

      "It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous
      and respectful," says Grandpa.

      "We're so happy for you. We were worried that
      this was the wrong place for you."

      "Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
      treat the residents here," says Grandpa with a
      big smile. "There's a musician here who's 85
      years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years,
      and everyone still calls him 'Maestro!'"

      "That's wonderful, Grandpa," remarks one of
      the family members.

      "And there's a physician here who's 90 years
      old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for
      25 years, and everyone still calls him 'Doctor!'"

      "That's great, Grandpa," remarks another family
      members.

      "And me," says Grandpa, "I haven't had sex for
      30 years and they still call me the 'F*cking Jew!'"


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