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JJdJ Apr 3, 12: How The Jews Got Ten Commandments

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Apr 3, 2012              Volume 146, Issue 1227


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "How The  Jews Got Ten Commandments"

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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      "
      I decided at age 9, but I was reinforced at age 13
      when a teacher told me I had talent. I can't say she
      really motivated me because I already knew. I knew
      I had talent. I went to the Jewish community theater
      and got in plays there. Then I went for the movies.'
      -- Richard Dreyfuss


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      "How The  Jews Got Ten Commandments"

      G~d went to the Arabs and said, "I have
      Commandments for you that will make your
      lives better."

      The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments? 
      Can you give us an example?"

      G~d said,   " For example ................ Thou shall
      not kill."

      The Arabs were shocked, "What? Not kill? No way! 
      Killing and massacring innocent people is our
      birth-right and the only reason for our existence.. 
      No, we are not interested. "

      So G~d went to the Africans and said, " I have
      Commandments. "

      The Africans wanted an example.

      G~d said, "For example ........... Honor thy Father and
      Mother."

      The Africans were dismayed.  They said, "Father? Yo
      maan! Can't tell for sure who our fathers are, maan!"

      So G~d went to the Mexicans and said, "I have
      Commandments. "

      The Mexicans wanted an example.

      G~d said, " For example ........... Thou shall not steal."

      The Mexicans were flabbergasted.  They said, " No
      steal? No steal?? Hey Senor, we no steal then how
      we live, huh? Gracias, but no! "

      So G~d went to the French and said, "I have
      Commandments. "

      The French wanted an example.

      G~d said, "For example ............. Thou shall not
      commit adultery."

      The French were stunned.  They said, "What? Not
      commit ze  adultery ....... ? Non, non, non. Non
      Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. We, ze French, must
      have ze romance. "

      So G~d went to the Jews and said, "I have
      Commandments. ... "

      The Jews asked, "Commandments? How much
      do they cost?"

      G~d replied, "Nothing. They are free."

      The Jews answered, "GREAT! We'll take Ten!"


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