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JJdJ Dec 5, 00: Jaywalking in Jerusalem

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Dec 5, 2000 Volume 15, Issue 119


      In New York City, "Do Not Walk" sign means:
      "RUN!"

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      "Jaywalking in Jerusalem"

      The jaywalking problem in New York City
      reminded me of a time when my husband
      and I were on a visit to Jerusalem. As we
      waited patiently at a busy intersection for the
      "walk" signal, a young man sped across the
      street against the light.

      An elderly gentleman waiting with us turned
      and said sadly, "Two thousand years he's
      waiting for the true Messiah, and he can't
      wait for a light."


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