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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Sep 1, 2011              Volume 139, Issue 1166


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o         "Intermarriage"

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              Jewish Quote du Jour


      "I'm short, I'm Jewish and I'm a liberal."
      -- Paul Wellstone


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      "Intermarriage"

      An American Indian comes back to the Reservation
      to visit with his parents after spending some time in
      New York. He tells his father that he's fallen in love
      with a nice Jewish girl.
       
      His father is mortified and says, "You're betraying
      your heritage and you'll break your mother's heart
      that you're not marrying a precious Indian girl....and
      you know how Jews are, they'll feel the same way
      and you'll be ostracized in both camps!"
       
      The Indian son reassures his father, "Don't worry. The
      Jewish family has already accepted the situation
      because they've gone ahead and given their
      daughter an Indian name."
       
      "Really?" asks the father. "What name?"
       
      The son answers... "Sitting Shiva."


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