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JJdJ Aug 2, 11: Jewish Cemetery

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Aug 2, 2011 Volume 138, Issue 1157


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "Jewish Cemetery"

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      I should be laughing, except, having visited
      a cemetery recently, I can totally relate!

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      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow
      himself. "
      -- Golda Meir


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      "Jewish Cemetery"

      A Jewish man visits a cemetery where only the
      most wealthy Jews were buried.

      Big marble mausoleums, large enough to hold
      entire families, impressive structures, like Greek
      temples. Windows trimmed by Tiffany with 24
      karat gold leaf, Chagall stained glass, lovely
      recorded music, flower gardens and fountains
      everywhere.

      The Jew looks, sighs, and says, "Now that's living."


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