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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jul 5, 2011              Volume 137, Issue 1149


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "The Cow"

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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      "
      Do you know most of the Jewish songs have
      the same trend of sadness as Negro spirituals?"
      -- Mahalia Jackson


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      "The Cow"

      The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving
      milk.  The people did some research and found that they
      could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one
      from Minsk for 1,000 rubles.  Being frugal, they bought
      the cow from Minsk.

      The cow was wonderful.  It produced lots of milk all the
      time, and the people were amazed and very happy. 
      They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow
      and produce more cows like it.  Then they would never
      have to worry about the milk supply again.

      They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their
      beloved cow.  However, whenever the bull came close
      to the cow, the cow would move away.  No matter what
      approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from
      the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

      The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi,
      who was very wise, what to do.  They told the rabbi what
      was happening; "Whenever the bull approaches our cow,
      she moves away.  If he approaches from the back, she
      moves forward. When he approaches her from the front,
      she backs off.  An approach from the side and she just
      walks away to the other side. The rabbi thought about
      this for a minute and asked,

      "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

      The people were dumbfounded.  They had never mentioned
      where they had gotten the cow.  "You are truly a wise rabbi. 
      How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?

      "The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."


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