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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Jun 2, 2011 Volume 136, Issue 1140 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of
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      Jun 2, 2011              Volume 136, Issue 1140

               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "Plant a Pig"


      I say, let's plant one near Ground Zero... at the
      place of contention... you know where.

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      A Bas Mitzvah is technically a time for a Jewish
      girl to become a woman. In our society, however,
      a Jewish girl becomes a woman when she learns
      how to say, "Oy Vey."
      -- Anonymous


      "Plant a Pig"

      Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation"
      today. Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort.

      In Spain, at Seville some local people found a way
      to stop the construction of another mosque in their

      They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would
      be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid
      erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground." The Muslins
      had to cancel the project. The land had been sold to
      them by government officials... No protests were
      needed by the local people ... and it worked!!

      Not dummies ... the Spaniards. They found a solution!!!
      No protests needed!

      In Texas they have an over abundance of feral pigs.

      They could send them all over the country and just
      plant them everywhere!

      What a way to respond.

      Only violence is to the poor pig.

      Just envision the headlines: "Pigs give life for cause."


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