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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Jan 4, 2011              Volume 133, Issue 1107


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "Soon To Be A Millionaire"

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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      "Israel is the only country in the world where inviting
      someone "out for a drink" means drinking cola,
      coffee or tea."
      -- Efraim Kishon


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      "Soon To Be A Millionaire"

      Abe's father is a widower and a multi-millionaire.
      He also has a terminal illness and is likely to pass
      away soon.

      Abe, a single man, decides he needs a woman
      with whom to enjoy his soon-to-be-received
      fortune and where better to find one than in
      a singles bar.

      With luck, on his first visit, Abe meets Rifka, a
      woman whose beauty literally takes his breath
      away.

      "I'm just a standard kind of a nice guy," he says
      to her, "but in a week or two's time my dear
      father is expected to die and I'll inherit over
      20 million."

      Rifka goes home with Abe and the following
      day becomes his stepmother...


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