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JJdJ Nov 2, 10: The Liar

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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Nov 2, 2010 Volume 131, Issue 1089 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of
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      Nov 2, 2010              Volume 131, Issue 1089


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "The Liar"
      o         "Writing In The Dark"

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              Jewish Quote du Jour


      "Israel is the only country in the world that has
      a National Book Week, during which almost
      everyone attends a book fair and buys books."
      -- Efraim Kishon


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      "The Liar"

      David, a reputed liar, manifests the desire to travel.

      "Why travel to Wilno, if it's to tell lies upon your
      return?" his friends asked him.

      "Because if I don't go, I risk telling the truth."


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      "Writing In The Dark"

      Motti comes home from school one day, and
      asks his dad a question.

      "Say, dad, do you think you would be able to
      write in the dark?"

      "Umm ... I think I would be capable of it."

      "Then would you please turn the light off and
      sign my report card?"


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