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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Sep 2, 2010              Volume 129, Issue 1072


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      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o         "Yeshiva's Rowing Team"

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      "Yeshiva's Rowing Team"

      Yeshiva University, in an effort to become more
      mainstream, decides that it would be a good idea
      to have a rowing team.  They purchase the necessary
      equipment and arrange to compete with Harvard
      University on the Charles River in Cambridge. 

      In the first race on a 500 meter course, Harvard beats
      Yeshiva by 350 meters.  The Yeshiva team is disgraced
      and returns to New York resolved to make the necessary
      changes in their strategy.  Someone suggests that, since
      Harvard has many Jewish students, it might be a good
      idea for a Jewish kid from the Yeshiva to apply for
      admission to Harvard and eventually try out for the
      rowing team.  He would return to New York during the
      school vacation and report his findings to the Yeshiva
      rowing coach.

      Shortly thereafter, a Yeshiva "bocher" from New York
      applies to and is accepted by Harvard.  He tries out for
      and is accepted by the Harvard rowing team.  During
      Spring break he returns to New York to deliver his report. 

      He announces, "I think I have figured out Harvard's
      strategy - they have SIX men rowing and ONE man
      yelling."

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