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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Aug 3, 2010 Volume 128, Issue 1063


      Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o Jewish Quote du Jour
      o "Sleepless Night"
      o Jewish Link du Jour

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      There is some logic to it, isn't there?

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      Jewish Quote du Jour

      "The Hebrews have done more to civilize men than
      any other nation. If I were an atheist, and believed
      in blind eternal fate, I should still believe that fate
      had ordained the Jews to be the most essential
      instrument for civilizing the nations."
      -- John Adams


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      "Sleepless Night"

      David can't get to sleep and is tossing and turning in
      his bed all night, turning this way, turning that way
      and keeping his wife Elizabeth awake. Finally she has
      enough!

      "David! What's wrong? Why can't you sleep?"

      "Oh, Elizabeth,' says David. It's business."

      "What business?" asks Elizabeth.

      "I borrowed a million dollars from Samuel next door."

      "So?" asks Elizabeth.

      "Well, I'm due to pay it back tomorrow."

      "So?" asks Elizabeth.

      "Well, I haven't got the money."

      "Right," says Elizabeth. And she gets up, goes to the
      window, throws it open and shouts: "Samuel, Samuel,
      wake up!"

      Samuel comes to his window.

      "What's wrong, Elizabeth? Why are you making all this
      noise?"

      "My David tells me he owes you a million dollars."

      "Yes, that's right," says Samuel.

      "And it's due back tomorrow."

      "Yes, that's right," says Samuel.

      "Well, he hasn't got the money and can't pay!" says
      Elizabeth and slams the window shut again.

      David is beside himself. "Oy vey, oy vey, why did you
      tell him that?" he asks.

      Replies Elizabeth: "And you should be the only one
      to have a sleepless night?"

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      Jewish Link du Jour

      So Clever! See how much you recognize in Jewish history.

      <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojhdz2Blfw8>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojhdz2Blfw8



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