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JJdJ Oct 12, 00: Go Ahead, Ask

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Oct 12, 2000 Volume 13, Issue 104


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      "Go Ahead, Ask"

      Moskowitz came home from a hard day's work,
      sat down at the kitchen table, and said to his
      wife, "Sadie, for once in your life don't start with
      your troubles. Ask, instead, what happened to
      me at business. Ask, already, what kind of day
      I had. Go ahead, ask. Just ask."

      Whereupon Sadie said apprehensively,
      "So what happened, Jake?"

      And Jake buried his head in his hands, groaned,
      and said, "What happened? Oh, Sadie, better
      you shouldn't ask!"


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