JJdJ Oct 10, 00: Shapiro Breaks The Fast
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"Shapiro Breaks The Fast"
Shapiro's son, Greg, walked up to his father's
rabbi during the break between the Musaf and
Mincha services on Yom Kippur.
"Rabbi Pollak, you must help me. I know that
we're supposed to fast this day, but I am so
thirsty -- I must be allowed to have something
Rabbi Pollak quietly, but firmly responded,
"I am sorry, but it must be pekuach nefesh
(life-threatening) before the fast may be broken."
"But, you don't understand," whined young
Shapiro, "if I don't get something soon, I am
going to faint from thirst." Shapiro had
continued on for some time when the rabbi
finally relented and instructed the Gabbai to
give Greg a shot-glass of water.
Young Shapiro quickly downed the liquid,
whereupon he gasped, "That's the last time
I have salt herring for breakfast on Yom Kippur."
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