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JJdJ Oct 10, 00: Shapiro Breaks The Fast

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      "Shapiro Breaks The Fast"

      Shapiro's son, Greg, walked up to his father's
      rabbi during the break between the Musaf and
      Mincha services on Yom Kippur.

      "Rabbi Pollak, you must help me. I know that
      we're supposed to fast this day, but I am so
      thirsty -- I must be allowed to have something
      to drink!"

      Rabbi Pollak quietly, but firmly responded,
      "I am sorry, but it must be pekuach nefesh
      (life-threatening) before the fast may be broken."

      "But, you don't understand," whined young
      Shapiro, "if I don't get something soon, I am
      going to faint from thirst." Shapiro had
      continued on for some time when the rabbi
      finally relented and instructed the Gabbai to
      give Greg a shot-glass of water.

      Young Shapiro quickly downed the liquid,
      whereupon he gasped, "That's the last time
      I have salt herring for breakfast on Yom Kippur."


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