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Oct 3, 2000 Volume 13, Issue 101
Such is the human nature, isn't it?
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"The Sabbath Violator"
Moe and Lenny are strolling home from shul
one Saturday morning. Suddenly a cab speeds
past, and their friend, Irving, is running
frantically behind it, flailing his arms wildly.
"Well," said Lenny, "I never imagined our good
friend Irving was a Sabbath violator! Look at
him running for that taxi."
"Wait a minute," Moe replied. "Didn't you read
that book I lent you, 'The Other Side of the Story',
about the command to judge other people
favorably? I'll bet we can think of hundreds of
excuses for Irving's behavior."
"Yeah, like what?"
"Maybe he's sick and needs to go to the hospital."
"Come on! He was running 60 miles an hour after
that cab - he's healthier than Arnold Schwartzennegger."
"Well, maybe his wife's having a baby."
"She had one last week."
"Well, maybe he needs to visit her in the hospital."
"Well, maybe he's running to the hospital to get
"He *is* a doctor."
"Well, maybe he need supplies from the hospital."
"The hospital is a three minute walk in the opposite
"Well, maybe he forgot that it's Shabbos!"
"Of course, he knows it's Shabbos. Didn't you see
his tie? It was his paisley beige 100% silk Giovani
tie from Italy. He never wears it during the week."
"Wow, you're a really observant! I didn't even
notice he was wearing a tie."
"How could you not notice? Didn't you see how
it was caught on the back fender of the
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