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JJdJ Oct 3, 00: The Sabbath Violator

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      Oct 3, 2000 Volume 13, Issue 101


      Such is the human nature, isn't it?

      LadyHawke
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      "The Sabbath Violator"

      Moe and Lenny are strolling home from shul
      one Saturday morning. Suddenly a cab speeds
      past, and their friend, Irving, is running
      frantically behind it, flailing his arms wildly.

      "Well," said Lenny, "I never imagined our good
      friend Irving was a Sabbath violator! Look at
      him running for that taxi."

      "Wait a minute," Moe replied. "Didn't you read
      that book I lent you, 'The Other Side of the Story',
      about the command to judge other people
      favorably? I'll bet we can think of hundreds of
      excuses for Irving's behavior."

      "Yeah, like what?"

      "Maybe he's sick and needs to go to the hospital."

      "Come on! He was running 60 miles an hour after
      that cab - he's healthier than Arnold Schwartzennegger."

      "Well, maybe his wife's having a baby."

      "She had one last week."

      "Well, maybe he needs to visit her in the hospital."

      "She's home."

      "Well, maybe he's running to the hospital to get
      a doctor."

      "He *is* a doctor."

      "Well, maybe he need supplies from the hospital."

      "The hospital is a three minute walk in the opposite
      direction."

      "Well, maybe he forgot that it's Shabbos!"

      "Of course, he knows it's Shabbos. Didn't you see
      his tie? It was his paisley beige 100% silk Giovani
      tie from Italy. He never wears it during the week."

      "Wow, you're a really observant! I didn't even
      notice he was wearing a tie."

      "How could you not notice? Didn't you see how
      it was caught on the back fender of the
      taxi?"


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