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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "Just Like Frank Feldman"

      A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just
      going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,

      "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.

      Passenger: 'Who?'

      Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything
      right all the time. Like my coming along when you
      needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank
      Feldman every single time."

      Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over

      Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete.
      He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could
      golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and
      danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard
      him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

      Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really

      Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer.
      He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about
      wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them
      with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse,
      and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he
      could do everything right."

      Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

      Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic
      and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get
      stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and
      he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
      good. He would never answer her back even if she was
      in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate,
      shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He
      never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to
      Frank Feldman."

      Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

      Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. . . .
      I'm married to his widow."


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