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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Dec 17, 2009 Volume 119, Issue 1008 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of
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      Dec 17, 2009              Volume 119, Issue 1008

               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "Mild Hint"


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      "Mild Hint"

      Myrna and David dated five years, yet not once
      did David bring up the subject of marriage.
       Finally, Myrna's mama sat her down.

      'Darling, I think you've waited long enough. The
      next time you're out, give him a little hint, OK,

      The next Sunday, David took Myrna to their
      favorite Kosher Chinese Restaurant. As he
      read the menu, he casually asked her,
      'So Myrna, how do you want your rice?
      White or fried?'

      Without hesitating, Myrna looked up at him,
      and replied, 'Thrown.'


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