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JJdJ Dec 3, 09: Jewish Survival

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  • Irene A. Mystery
    Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Dec 3, 2009 Volume 119, Issue 1004 Jewish Joke du Jour Table of
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                   Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour!

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      Dec 3, 2009              Volume 119, Issue 1004


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "Jewish Survival"
      o         Jewish Picture du Jour

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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      "If my theory of relativity is proven successful,
      Germany will claim me as a German and France
      will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
      Should my theory prove untrue, France will say
      that I am a German and Germany will declare
      that I am a Jew."
      -- Albert Einstein


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      "Jewish Survival"

      A new flood was predicted and nothing could
      prevent it. In three days, the waters would
      wipe out the world.

      The Dalai Lama appeared on worldwide media
      and pleaded with humanity to follow Buddhist
      teachings to find nirvana in the wake of the
      disaster.

      The Pope issued a similar message, saying,
      'It is still not too late to accept Jesus as your
      Savior.'

      The chief rabbi of Jerusalem took a slightly
      different approach: 'My people,' he said, 'we
      have three days to learn how to live under
      water.'

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      Jewish Picture du Jour


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