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  • Irene A. Mystery
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                   Welcome to Jewish Joke du Jour!

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      Oct 1, 2009              Volume 117, Issue 986


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o        "Where Did I Go Wrong?"

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      Not something I care to answer... By blood, they are
      still Jewish.

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              Jewish Quote du Jour

      "Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay.
      Your people will be my people and your G~d my G~d.
      Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried.
      May the LORD deal with me, be it ever so severely, if
      anything but death separates you and me."
      -- The Bible
      Ruth 1. 16-17


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      "Where Did I Go Wrong?"

      A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son
      turned out and went to see his Rabbi about it.

      "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very
      expensive Bar Mitzvah, it cost me a fortune to
      educate him. Then he tells me last week he has
      decided to be a Christian. Rabbi... where did I
      go wrong?"

      "Funny you should come to me" said the Rabbi.
      "Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith,
      put him through university, it cost me a fortune,
      then one day he comes and tells me he has decided
      to become a Christian."

      "What did you do?" asked the lawyer. "I turned
      to G~d for the answer" replied the Rabbi.

      "And what did He say?"

      He said, "Funny you should come to me..."



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