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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      Sep 29, 2009              Volume 116, Issue 985


               Jewish Joke du Jour Table of Content

      o        Jewish Quote du Jour
      o         "Yiddish Parrot"

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      "Some people claim that marriage interferes with
      romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you
      have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
      -- Groucho Marx


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      "Yiddish Parrot"

      Shlomo wants to buy a parrot and goes to a pet
      shop to see what they have.

      The assistant shows him a parrot and explains
      that this one is really quite special - it can speak
      most languages. So Shlomo decides to test this
      out.

      "Do you speak English?" asks Shlomo.
      "Yes," replied the parrot.

      "Hablas Espanol?" asks Shlomo.
      "Si," replied the parrot.

      "Parlez vouz Francais?" asks Shlomo.
      "Oui," replied the parrot.

      "Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Shlomo.
      "Ja," replied the parrot.

      Shlomo pauses for a while, then asks the
      parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"

      The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says,
      "Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?"


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