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JJdJ Jul 1, 09: The Rabbi and the Blind Man

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  • Irene A. Mystery
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      "As you teach, you learn."
      -- Jewish Proverb


      "The Rabbi and the Blind Man"

      Moyshe was a Rabbi well known for his charity
      and generous nature.

      One day during Passover, Moyshe had lunch in the
      park. While he was sharing his matzo with the park
      birds, a man who was obviously blind, sat down
      next to him.

      The blind man turned and said, "Is someone there?"

      The Rabbi replied, "Shalom, my name is Moyshe
      Slavinsky. I'm the Rabbi for the local shul. Would
      you like to share some of my lunch?"

      The man replied, "My name is Steve Johnson. Yes,
      that's very kind of you, but I'm not Jewish, Rabbi."

      The Rabbi said, "It doesn't matter to me whether or
      not your Jewish."

      With that, the Rabbi handed the man a sheet of
      matzoh. The man took it and was feeling it on both

      The man suddenly broke out laughing, turned to the
      Rabbi and said, "Who writes this stuff?"


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