[BSG] Jammer's Review: "33"
- Note: This review contains significant spoilers.
Battlestar Galactica: "33"
With no sign of relief, the human convoy must remain a step ahead of a
pursuing Cylon fleet that stages an assault every 33 minutes.
Air date: 1/14/2005 (USA)
Written by Ronald D. Moore
Directed by Michael Rymer
Rating out of 4: ****
Review by Jamahl Epsicokhan
"33" is a relentless hour of riveting television empathy, where by the end
you will know what it *feels* like to be threatened with a Cylon attack
every 33 minutes for five straight days, having had little or no sleep.
You will also come to know, without any doubt, the gravity of the situation,
in which humanity is down to its last gasp, on the run, with the looming
possibility that the entire survival of the race depends on the fleet's
successful execution of the next FTL (faster than light) jump cycle in 33
On Colonial One, President Roslin has a white board with the "head count"
written in dry-erase marker, which stands at just below 50,000. She makes
revisions throughout the episode -- mostly downward -- to reflect the new
survivor count as the latest casualty reports come in.
Yes, "33" is most definitely grim and heavy, exhausting and unremitting --
and quite powerful. If you're not interested in going to a fairly dark
place, this will not likely be your cup of tea. Here's a story that believes
with utter conviction what it's conveying. It feels like it is *actually
happening* -- rare, for an hour of television. Filmed nearly a year later,
the story takes place almost immediately after the events of the
miniseries/pilot. As a follow-up to the events of that story, in which the
12 colonies were attacked and the handful of survivors were forced to flee,
it grabs you by the throat and doesn't let go. It's the necessary miniseries
epilogue that shows what is at stake.
The teaser sequence is a tour de force of execution -- a masterpiece of tone
wonderfully directed by Michael Rymer, who also superbly directed the pilot.
It balances action/suspense, functional dialog, strong images, and
intriguing levels of wakefulness. The Galactica crew has gone 130 straight
hours without sleep, and it shows. The Viper pilots, on patrol for Cylon
Raiders, struggle to keep their eyes open. Baltar sits in a passenger seat
on Colonial One, drifting between half-asleep and half-awake. Analog clocks
tick toward the deadline of 33 minutes: tick, tick, tick. The sound echoes
through Baltar's dreamscape. Sometimes he's awake in the midst of that
dream, talking to Number Six as if she were sitting next to him. Sometimes
he's in fantasy mode, back at his house on Caprica. Dreaming, awake -- is
there even a difference for him? "There are limits to the human body, the
human mind," he says. One could say he's already passed his, talking out
loud to an imaginary woman.
A Cylon base star appears. It's a frightening sight, with a foreboding
shape, like some sort of sea predator. The fleet jumps away, safe for
another 33 minutes. The clock is restarted: tick, tick, tick. Between jump
cycles, the crew has 33 minutes to make preparations for the next jump --
and to think about whether the Cylons will find them again.
In the pilots' ready room, strategic plans are discussed for the next
jump -- but hell, Apollo says, you don't need to hear these plans again,
because you've already been through this 237 straight times. As the pilots
exit the room, they affectionately touch a photo on the wall. It has a
soldier in the foreground, his back to the camera, and destruction in front
of him. The exact context of the photo is never explained, for which I'm
glad, because it doesn't need to be. We understand the emotions completely.
These people are still grieving for the fallen colonies of Kobol. It's a
poignant moment, and exposition could probably only have lessened its
Even more poignant is a scene in the corridors: hundreds, maybe thousands,
of makeshift memorials. It reminded me of 9/11, when people posted photos of
their missing loved ones along the streets in New York, hoping they would
This episode is somber but not sentimental, serious but not funereal. It has
a plot, and it has moments of real suspense. But it does not cheat its
premise, and it does not let anyone off the hook.
In the Viper hangar, Kara blows up at Lee because he doesn't reprimand her
for insubordination ("We're not friends; you're the CAG"). She starts to
laugh and cry simultaneously, which can't be a good sign of mental health.
Usually when that happens, you're probably under more stress than you know
what to do with.
The plot is simply: How do we escape the Cylons, who are somehow tracking us
to our new position with each jump? But the plot is also about a man named
Dr. Amarak, a passenger on the luxury liner Olympic Carrier, who knows
Baltar from the Colonial Ministry of Defense, and tells President Roslin
that he has an urgent message about a "traitor in our midst." Just hearing
the name Amarak throws Baltar into a state of internal panic: Did Amarak
find out that I gave Six access to the defense mainframe? Baltar, ever the
self-preservationist, instantly begins thinking of ways to get out of this
A minor mix-up in CIC causes the Olympic Carrier to be left behind when the
fleet makes the jump. Dualla (Kandyse McClure) can't account for it, and it
may have been her mistake. Under the circumstances, where pilots are popping
stimulants like candy and most people are walking zombies, the error seems
understandable. But, on the other hand, there were 1,345 people aboard the
Olympic Carrier, now presumably dead or captured by the Cylons. Colonel Tigh
has a brief speech about the need for performance under these pressures, but
I like even better the understated simplicity of Adama's speech: "We make
mistakes, people die. There aren't many of us left." No wasted words or
raised voice, because the facts of that statement carry all the weight, and
additional emphasis is unnecessary.
The plot thickens: After 33 minutes, there is no Cylon assault. Adama
suspects that perhaps the Cylons were tracking the Olympic Carrier -- or
perhaps a Cylon agent on board the Olympic was giving away their position. A
while later, the Olympic reappears, which proves to be a test of Adama's
theory on the Cylons' all-too-adept pursuit skills. Did the Cylons let them
escape deliberately? What other explanation can there be?
Baltar's stake in this is amusingly self-serving. When the Olympic vanishes,
Six calls it a miracle that God has granted him. When the Olympic
resurfaces, Six tells him that it's God's punishment for his lack of faith.
Baltar, a staunch atheist, begins rethinking that stance. The religious
debate between Baltar and Six (or perhaps we should say the imagined debate
inside Baltar's head) is interesting, but what's even more interesting is
how Baltar ultimately decides to find religion for purely self-serving
reasons. He repents his sins in the hope that the Olympic Carrier will be
destroyed such that he can be saved.
The fate of the Olympic, by the way, makes for a riveting sequence of its
own. With the suspicion that the ship has been compromised, and the
realization that the Cylons are again just minutes from another assault,
*and* the detection of nuclear weapons on board the Olympic, the Galactica
attempts to stop the Olympic from approaching the fleet. The Olympic runs
the blockade and doesn't acknowledge orders to stop, leading to an
unthinkable decision on which Adama and Roslin both concur and Apollo must
carry out: Destroy the Olympic Carrier.
Visually, this plays out with a compelling you-are-there believability, as
the camera peers into the windows of the ship (seeing no people, Apollo and
Starbuck speculate the ship is empty) and then shows final shots from
Apollo's point of view before he pulls the trigger and destroys the ship. I
really hate to bring up 9/11 again, but on that day there was talk that
shooting down commercial airliners might've been necessary if they'd been
known to have been hijacked, and this scene plays out how we imagine such a
scenario might've felt for a military pilot.
The subplot of "33" takes place on Cylon-occupied Caprica, where Helo is on
the run from the Cylons, after having volunteered to be left behind several
days earlier when Sharon returned to Galactica with their Raptor. This left
me wondering how he survived, and what happened to all the other civilian
survivors who were present at that scene. I guess I'll save those questions
for another day, since that's what "33" does. A copy of Sharon shows up and
rescues Helo, claiming that she returned to Caprica for him. The opening
prelude to "Battlestar Galactica" says the Cylons "have a plan," and it
would seem Helo is a part of this plan.
The episode ends on a necessary note of hope (a baby is born, leading the
"head count" to increase by one), signaling that perhaps after this grueling
test of survival, a corner has been turned and things will get better. "33"
is excellent television drama. If the series can stay this good, it will be
TV viewing time well spent.
Irrelevant footnote: The way Edward James Olmos says "previously on
Battlestar Galactica" at the beginning kicks ass. He should say it every
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