220[ENT] Jammer's Review: "Zero Hour"
- Jun 30, 2004Note: This review contains significant spoilers.
In brief: A fairly entertaining -- albeit thin -- wrap-up of this massive
season-long storyline, but is the twist ending we get necessary or
Plot description: With the weapon on its final course for Earth, Archer --
in pursuit in a Xindi vessel -- plans to board it with an armed assault
team. Meanwhile, the Enterprise attempts to disable the sphere network at
one of its crucial junction points.
Star Trek: Enterprise - "Zero Hour"
Airdate: 5/26/2004 (USA)
Written by Rick Berman & Brannon Braga
Directed by Allan Kroeker
Review by Jamahl Epsicokhan
Rating out of 4: **1/2
"What ... the ... F***?!" -- My reaction to the last 10 seconds
I'll give "Zero Hour" one thing: It did not bore me. It employs an endless
series of sci-fi/action/Saturday-morning-serial cliches, but it does so with
great technical expertise and brutally unremitting momentum. It clearly
favors style over substance, action over useful dialog, technobabble over
puzzle-solving, and insane -- repeat, *insane* -- plot twists over
traditional endings. I kinda liked its reckless spirit of over-the-top
action, big visuals, and a melodramatic ticking clock. I also laughed at the
hoarier moments and the heedless bright ideas and goofy sci-fi oddities.
This is fun -- but, let's face it, pretty dumb.
And of course there's the matter of the last 60 seconds, where Trek reality
becomes utter surrealism. I felt like I'd been transported to an alternate
TV dimension where "Star Trek" meets "The Twilight Zone" meets "The X-Files"
meets "Quantum Leap," and goes through one of those spatial anomalies
created by a Delphic Expanse sphere, emerging on the other side as a
strange, twisted mass of ... something. The final 10 seconds reminded me of
the inexplicable dimension-shattering ending of Tim Burton's version of
"Planet of the Apes." Jarring, and in that way weirdly compelling, but
stranded without sense or meaning or plausibility.
Yes, Berman & Braga have turned the screw so far they've stripped the
threads into a fine metallic dust. About all I can say is this: If the first
words out of Scott Bakula's mouth when Archer wakes up next season aren't
"Oh, boy!" then the writing staff should be taken out to the Paramount
studio lot and summarily shot for squandering obvious opportunities.
In the opening scene, the Xindi reptilians are seen celebrating their
imminent victory by eating live mice. Yes, live mice. I laughed. (How can't
you?) They even hold the mice up to each other first, as if toasting with
wine glasses. If there was any doubt that Dolum and his cohorts weren't Pure
Evil, then this scene ... well, I don't know what this scene says. If they'd
been eating newborn kittens after having drowned them, that would be
iron-clad confirmation of Pure Evil. I don't know where eating live mice
lies on the Evil Scale.
From here (okay, maybe a little later), it's up to Archer & Co. to get
aboard the Xindi weapon and destroy it from the inside, while Trip and T'Pol
work on the tech solution du jour to destroy Sphere 41 and bring down the
sphere network. There's a ton of other stuff going on here, but not much
actual story to tell. In my review of "Countdown" I drew a distinction
between "plot" and "story." I will elaborate here by saying that a story is
about people and ideas and characterization, whereas plot is about
technological manipulation, battle scenes, phaser shootouts, fistfights, and
moving objects from A to B in a given time X, preferably before something
If anything, the episode is proof that momentum and pacing and nonstop
crisis mode can only get you so far. While there's no denying that this
ongoing action/suspense/cliffhanger structure has played very much in
Enterprise's favor this season (particularly the last third of the season),
it becomes clear in "Zero Hour" that the exhaustion factor has taken its
toll. I will be ready for something new next season.
"Zero Hour" is the final leg of this season's obvious mission to have its
cake and eat it too. The Enterprise writers, in devising the Xindi arc, have
managed to play the Quest For Peaceful Trekkian Solution right alongside the
Quest For Big Action Movie. They brought the peaceful Trek scenario to its
climax in "The Council" by having the Enterprise become allies with Degra
and negotiate a peace with part of the Xindi council. They bring the action
scenario to its climax here, in what is essentially a B action movie where I
had pretty much predicted from the first frame (if not five episodes ago)
that we would be seeing the Xindi weapon blow up just outside Earth's orbit.
There is something to be said for formula conventions.
This is the kind of show that starts with a general concept and then adds
everything plus the kitchen sink. For example, the sphere builders board the
Enterprise and walk through walls and sabotage systems in their attempt to
thwart Trip's technobabble solution to destroy Sphere 41. This is in
addition to the fact that they have created a toxic anomaly field around the
sphere, which the Enterprise must enter despite Phlox's assurances that
exposure will kill the crew in a matter of minutes. (Even the ticking clocks
have their own ticking clocks.) Everyone's skin begins to crack, making the
Enterprise crew look like *they* might be reptilians.
But wait -- here's a visit from Daniels, who tells Archer not to lead the
boarding party, because he's too important to the future of the Federation,
the founding of which he will be sitting down to sign in seven years -- an
interesting factoid, but maybe not after you've considered the source. I
give up in trying to make sense of Daniels and his timeline illogic. He's
like a message in a bottle, but without the message, leaving you with
nothing to do with the empty bottle except smash it over your head.
And now here comes Shran and the Andorians to create a diversion for the
reptilians so Archer's team can get aboard the weapon. Shran, it can be
said, comes literally out of nowhere, which definitely makes him a function
of plot as opposed to story. (Shran says Archer owes him one; so,
apparently, do the writers.)
The most human aspect in the episode is Hoshi, who has to translate the
Xindi weapon blueprints under awful pain and pressure. It's not enough that
she's not even close to recovered from her torturous encounter with brain
parasites; she's also wracked with guilt over having been forced to decipher
the firing code for the reptilians. In the midst of all the chaos is Linda
Park's performance as a person who is exhausted, sick, and suffering, and
yet still performs with relative grace under pressure.
But no time for human emotions! We have a weapon to stop!
As for the solution of actually stopping the weapon, it comes down to the
most obvious of action cliches. Part of me expected little else; after all,
how many ways are there to blow up something so big with such a small armed
boarding party? Still, I had to chuckle at the fact that humankind's fate
comes down to Sato telling Archer which neon light tubes to invert under a
control panel. You'd think that someday someone would be able to design a
doomsday machine that couldn't be overloaded simply by short-circuiting the
controls. The Xindi are apparently not those someones.
Archer says he will initiate the final sequence himself, and orders the rest
of the boarding party to evacuate. "This isn't open for debate," Archer
says, for perhaps the 90th time this season. Inevitably, Archer is jumped by
an angry Dolum after activating the final sequence, leading to the
obligatory B-movie fistfight, etc., replete with Archer getting beat up,
thrown around, and hanging from a ledge, etc. Dolum's a big guy, so Archer
defeats him by slapping a grenade on his back and them blowing him up, which
is pretty amusing. Archer then runs toward the camera in slow-motion as
explosions go off behind him, also in slow-motion. Then the weapon, nearing
Earth's orbit, explodes.
So, to recap: Dolum gets blowed up real good; Archer runs in slow-motion;
Xindi weapon gets blowed up real good.
Meanwhile, the Enterprise successfully destroys Sphere 41, causing a
disruption which cascades through the network and causes all the spheres to
implode -- something the story is nearly ready to do. Without the spheres,
the sphere-builder threat is neutralized, and the Delphic Expanse returns to
normal space, explaining why we've never heard of the Delphic Expanse in
later centuries (although still no explanation for why we've not heard of
the Xindi in later centuries).
All of this tech-heavy madness is made almost amazingly watchable by the
filmmakers -- director Allan Kroeker, the editors, composer Jay Chattaway,
the special-effects wizards. As a script, "Zero Hour" isn't much to behold;
it's one of those shows that's all in how it's executed than in what's on
the page. The technobabble is lame and arbitrary and the action scenes are
painfully familiar. Despite that, "Zero Hour" is a watchable and
entertaining example of a big-but-thin sci-fi action plot.
That brings us to the show's Ultimate WTF Ending. Maybe some would argue
that Berman & Braga are to be commended for not giving us a traditional
ending. I'm not so sure. "Zero Hour" is an episode that seems to demand
resolution and payoff. While we get some of that, we also get the "shocker"
of the year, a completely unrelated twist that I found more goofy than
We're left with questions: What happened to Starfleet? Why are American WWII
fighter planes opening fire on Trip and Mayweather's shuttlepod over San
Francisco? Why is Archer, badly burned, lying in a Nazi MASH unit? And why,
oh why, is there an unknown alien in a Nazi uniform among them? Is this the
past, the present, the future, an alternate universe? Is Daniels
responsible? Has the timeline been manipulated and scrambled to save Archer
from dying aboard the exploded Xindi weapon?
Is short, WTF?
The ending is an attention-getting -- if corny -- teaser for season four,
but I can't endorse it as an ending for "Zero Hour." What if Enterprise had
been canceled (which was a distinct possibility at the time this was shot)?
Was an alternate ending with more resolution waiting in the wings?
Tune in next season. I will be.
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