10[VOY] Jammer's Review: "The Disease"
- Mar 2, 1999Warning: This review contains significant spoilers for the episode "The
Disease." If you haven't seen the show yet, beware.
Nutshell: It's at least worth news coverage...
Plot description: Unable to resist his strong feelings for an alien woman,
Ensign Kim breaks Starfleet protocol and engages in a torrid affair that
lands him in hot water with the captain.
Star Trek: Voyager -- "The Disease"
Airdate: 2/24/1999 (USA)
Teleplay by Michael Taylor
Story by Kenneth Biller
Directed by David Livingston
Review by Jamahl Epsicokhan
Rating out of 4: *
"I would've never guessed that when it came down to the basics ... Well,
let's just say the birds and bees would be very confused." -- Harry Kim on
sex with alien woman Tal, details of which we're thankful not to have
DELTA QUADRANT, Milky Way Galaxy -- A respected ensign on the only known
Federation starship in the galaxy's Delta Quadrant has been formally
reprimanded by his captain for fraternizing and engaging in sexual activity
with an alien woman, according to reports from The Associated Galactic Press.
Ensign Harry Kim, bridge officer on the USS Voyager, had a formal reprimand
placed on his permanent record resulting from his unauthorized sexual
affair with Tal [Musetta Vander], an engineer on an alien Delta Quadrant
vessel that the Voyager had been in contact with last week.
Kim failed to attend a press conference held in the Voyager briefing room
Saturday. He also did not return hails made to his ship's quarters on
Thursday and Friday.
"I didn't like having to do it," said Capt. Kathryn Janeway, commander of
the USS Voyager, in regards to the reprimand. "But he left me no choice.
Sex is not a trivial matter on my ship. Especially considering the scandal
in America's White House back at the end of the 20th century -- I have no
wish to have the independent counsel walking through my corridors or
subpoenaing my officers. I have a ship to run and a crew to get home."
It was unknown at press time whether Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr
would risk the dangers of time travel to prosecute Kim or anyone else on
board the USS Voyager.
"He's always falling for the wrong woman," said Ensign Tom Paris, Kim's
best friend who frequently provides him with advice concerning women.
"Harry's a good guy, but I feel sorry for him. Every time he has the
opportunity for female companionship, he somehow gets shafted. It's almost
as if he's the victim in some unfair plot being written by writers who like
to torture him."
As a fellow ensign, Paris occasionally looks out for his friend.
"I disguised an unauthorized comm [communication] signal to cover for him,"
he said. "I just hope the captain doesn't find out. She might put me in
jail again, and another demotion would make Harry my senior officer. Is
this off the record?"
Opinion concerning the captain's decision varied among the Voyager officers.
"I was surprised by the action," said Voyager first officer Cmdr. Chakotay
of Janeway's decision to reprimand Kim. "According to something I scribbled
down in a written log last year, I had also had an affair with an alien
woman. Unfortunately, I don't recall having that affair, or sex for that
matter, and the captain apparently didn't take disciplinary action. I
really don't remember, which is too bad because my notes say she was
Voyager chief of security Lt. Cmdr. Tuvok agreed with the captain's decision.
"Mr. Kim's behavior was completely illogical," Tuvok said. "Ensign Kim was
unable to control his emotions and detoured a shuttle mission to satisfy
his own personal desires. I noticed several thousand electrons were out of
place and discovered he had finished his assigned task ahead of schedule
but had not returned to the ship. Subsequently, we learned he had disobeyed
orders and beamed Tal aboard his shuttle."
Tuvok had denied allegations Feb. 3 that he had an unauthorized affair with
an alien woman named Noss while stranded on a failed shuttle mission.
"Your course of reasoning is flawed," he said when again asked about the
alleged encounter. "The entire incident was recorded, and I assure you no
regulations were broken."
Bloomington, Ill., resident Jamahl Epsicokhan is one of many who views the
fully edited and assembled "caught on tape" documentary segments of the
Voyager crew through a temporal anomaly that transmits the images nearly
400 years back in time and approximately 35,000 light-years to Earth
(Sector 001 in the Alpha Quadrant), where he receives the images on his
20th-century television set.
In an interview via temporal-displacement phone on Saturday, he laughed
when asked to comment on the Voyager scandal. "That episode was indeed very
funny," said Epsicokhan, who views the documentary broadcasts every week.
"I don't remember laughing *at* a show as much as I laughed at 'The
Disease.' This show was as dumb as a box of rocks."
Strangely, Epsicokhan, along with millions of viewers on Earth in the 20th
century, believes the aired Voyager news segments are actually a series of
fictional stories produced at Paramount Studios in Hollywood, Calif.
"I've watched Harry go through a lot in the last few years, and yet he
never seems to change," said Epsicokhan. "The whole theme of 'The Disease'
was that Harry 'is a man,' and not a kid. But I think I've seen that idea
in an episode at least three times now, and it never seems to stick. His
character pretends to develop but never really does. After five years in
the Delta Quadrant, we still have the captain treating him like he's 20
years old. Did you know that Garrett Wang in real life is 30?"
When reporters tried to inform Epsicokhan that Kim is actually a real
person living 400 years in the future, whose documentary stories are
transmitted through a temporal anomaly, he dismissed the possibility and
accused reporters of "yanking his chain."
But Epsicokhan finally granted the possibility. "Fine then," he said. "Then
someone needs to tell them to cover a new beat, or at least a different
aspect of Harry's life. If I have to sit through one more 'Harry's not a
kid' segment, punctuated by a sabotage plot that can't possibly be cared
about in the slightest, I'll write a letter to the editor. By the way,
aren't you putting the entire timeline in jeopardy just by talking to me?"
Seven of Nine, Voyager bridge and science officer adjunct, likened love to
that of a disease.
"Ensign Kim was acting erratically and emotionally because of romantic
feelings," said Nine. "The Borg view love as a disease because of the way
it adversely affects the body's biochemistry. In Mr. Kim's case, he felt
emotionally distraught when apart from Tal. Also, the alien nature of the
bond caused his epidermis to luminesce."
When asked why she thought Kim did not simply resist his feelings and
adhere to protocol, Nine paused for a moment and then said, "Resistance is
Nine refused to grant reporters the unique perspective of the youngest
member of the crew.
"Naomi Wildman will not comment. She is too young. Her mother has forbidden
discussion of the matter," said Nine. When reporters informed Nine they
would attempt to contact Naomi Wildman anyway, Nine said simply, "You will
Reporters, however, could not locate Naomi's mother, Samantha Wildman,
anywhere on the ship. Sources say Wildman has not been seen since a salvage
mission of the Delta Flyer on Nov. 11, leading to speculation by some
members of the crew that Nine has "taken care of" Wildman and adopted her
daughter. An investigation is pending.
Voyager cook and morale officer Neelix could not comment on the Ensign Kim
scandal, saying he did not know enough of the incident's specifics. He did,
however, offer reporters a hot bowl of soup with assorted "veggies."
Epsicokhan called the romance angle of the documentary "a travesty" and
said it was the perfect example of how not to do romance on Trek. "This
show 'The Disease' is the antithesis of DS9's 'Chimera' -- an evil twin,"
he said. "There's not a believable emotion to be found anywhere in the
relationship. It claims to be about love, but it's simply about
uninteresting lust, with stretches of Harry histrionics."
Epsicokhan criticized Tal as "completely bland," and said that all the
guest actors' performances were "exceedingly weak." He also called the
dialogue "embarrassingly trite," and said that if he weren't laughing so
hard during several of the broadcast's attempted sentimental moments, the
degree of the broadcast's cliched triteness concerning romance would have
caused him to "bury [his] head in [his] hands and cry."
However, "This is not a laughing matter," said Voyager chief medical
officer Dr. "Doc" Doctor, a hologram who stressed he was "shocked and
chagrined" at both Kim's actions and Epsicokhan's casual dismissal of the
"The risk factors of having intimate relations with an alien without
medical clearance is a very serious matter," Doctor said. "Anything that
can cause someone's skin to emit light cannot be a good thing. Mr. Kim's
irresponsibility of getting caught 'in the heat of the moment' is not an
excuse. He could have introduced a destructive disease into their
population or vice versa."
Epsicokhan was skeptical of Doctor's "grandstanding," as he put it. "Yeah,
that's all we need -- a ridiculously obvious 24th-century safe-sex
allegory," he said. "I'll pass."
When confronted about a sexual affair he had with a Vidiian woman three
years ago this week, Doctor said, "Well, that was different. We were both
holograms, so there was no risk of infection. Frankly, I'm still amazed we
were able to pull off such a feat. The reprogramming of my matrix was an
... interesting experience, if I may say so."
Public opinion of the ensign is supportive. While most disagree with what
he did, he still maintains a very high degree of popularity among the
"I disapprove of what the ensign did, but he's still very high in the
polls," said 20th-century Washington, D.C., Future Events Analyst Joel
Flanagan. "It's only sex! It's not like he betrayed the ship or put the
crew in danger! Frankly, I don't think it's a high crime or a misdemeanor!
Personally, I think we need to turn our attention to the Microsoft and
Disney corporations, which maintain joint ownership of Earth in 2031."
Strangely, no one on board the Voyager could remember the Starfleet
protocols on alien romance as being so strict or explicit.
"I think they just made them up for the sake of this episode," said
Epsicokhan. "There's never been one bit of evidence of their existence in
the past. But then again, we see so little sex on Star Trek that maybe the
case is that no one has ever really had 'confirmed' sex until this week."
Federation records, however, indicate that the protocols were put on the
books mostly in response to the frequent romantic encounters of the
legendary Capt. James T. Kirk a century ago. And although the application
of the protocol is granted to the commanding officer's discretion --
thereby not specifically affecting Kirk at the time -- Starfleet felt it
was prudent to have rules that applied to officers.
How these rules apply to Starfleet officers of different species is
uncertain, though most speculate that medical clearance among Klingons and
humans is approved. Lt. B'Elanna Torres, Voyager's chief engineer, has been
in a relationship with Ensign Paris for the past 18 months. Sources are
uncertain, however, if the relationship has been consummated, and neither
Paris nor Torres would talk to reporters about the matter.
"All of you get out of here or I'm calling security," said Torres when
reporters tried to conduct an interview on the Voyager engineering deck.
"We're trying to run a level-three spectral analysis on the gravimetric
intensity in the warp coil isolation reflux chamber, and with all of you in
here, you're affecting the upper-baryon results of the isometric relay
variable outtake inhibitor module."
According to Janeway, the harsh-seeming disciplining of Kim did not arise
out of an abhorrence of sex, nor from her unresolved feelings of a sketchy
incident with her first officer three years ago while isolated with him on
an uninhabited world.
Rather, it's simply a matter of maternal instincts.
"I'm very protective of Harry," she said. "He's very much like a son, and
Seven is like a daughter. You could say I'm a maternal figure for both of
them. Maybe I'm overprotective and over-nurturing at times, but that's just
the way I am when it comes to my crew."
Epsicokhan said he respected Janeway's intentions, but did not necessarily
agree with the extremes to which she sometimes carries these sentiments for
"I can understand Janeway's anger at Harry losing some of that perfect
Starfleet officer status, and I understand her maternal attitudes," he
said. "But we might as well rename this episode 'Favorite Son, Part II'
while we're at it."
Next week: The crew faces a "deadly" epidemic--even though it was this
week's episode that was called "The Disease." Go figure.
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