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A Little Weather Humor.....

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  • Pragya Jain
    hi all! got this today on one of the lists i m on. cold these days, isn t it?!!!!! pragya. listowner.
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 15, 1999
      hi all!

      got this today on one of the lists i'm on.
      cold these days, isn't it?!!!!!

      pragya.
      listowner.

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      A Little Weather Humor.....

      60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.
      50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.
      45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
      40 degrees - You can see your breath
      Californians shiver uncontrollably
      Minnesotans go swimming.
      35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.
      32 degrees - Water freezes.
      30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.
      25 degrees - Ohio water freezes
      Californians weep pitiably
      Minnesotans eat ice cream
      Canadians go swimming.
      20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
      New York City water freezes
      Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
      15 degrees - French cars don't start
      cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
      10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
      5 degrees - American cars don't start.
      0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
      -10 degrees - German cars don't start
      eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
      -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
      Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
      Miami residents cease to exist.
      -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
      politicians actually do something about the homeless
      Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
      Japanese cars don't start.
      -25 degrees - Too cold to think
      you need jumper cables to get the driver going.
      -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath
      Swedish cars don't start.
      -40 degrees - Californians disappear
      Minnesotans button top button
      Canadians put on sweater
      your car helps you plan your trip South.
      -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes
      Alaskans close the bathroom window.
      -80 degrees - Polar bears move South
      Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
      -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
      -100 degrees - Hell freezes over
      Clinton finally tells all.


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