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Making Wise Investments

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  • JAIL4Judges
    Making Wise Investments If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 7, 2008
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      Making Wise Investments

       

      If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.

       

      With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

       

      With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

       

      But if you had purchased $1,00.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

       

      Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.  It's called the 401-Keg.

       

      A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

       

      Makes You Proud to Be an American!

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