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  • Betty
    ... this ... behind. ... aided ... their ... and ... sex ... about ... of ... and ... truly ... it?
    Message 1 of 2 , May 16, 2001
      > > An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
      > > small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife "Do you remember
      > the
      > > first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind
      > > tavern. You leaned against the fence and I made love to you from
      > > "Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
      > > "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we
      > can
      > > do it for old times sake?"
      > > "Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
      > > There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this,
      > having
      > > a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this, two old timers
      > > having sex against a fence.' So he follows them.
      > > They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,
      > by
      > > walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
      > > way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her nickers down
      > > the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to
      > the
      > > fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious
      > > the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like
      > > eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling
      > > "Ohhh God!" He's hanging onto her hips for dear life. This is the most
      > > athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the
      > ground.
      > > The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
      > > life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parents
      > and
      > > wonders whether they still have sex like this. After about half an hour
      > > lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet
      > > put their clothes back on. The guy, still watching thinks, 'That was
      > > amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret
      > is.'
      > > As the couple passes, the guy says to them, "That was something
      > else,
      > > you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage
      > > Is there some sort of secret?"
      > > "No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except fifty years ago
      > > that darn fence wasn't Electric
      > >
    • DrKirby25@aol.com
      I really feel that you should confine your email to matters concerning Geneaology. Jim Kirby
      Message 2 of 2 , May 16, 2001
        I really feel that you should confine your email to matters concerning
        Jim Kirby
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