Fw: Really a funny one...
> > An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in athis
> > small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife "Do you remember
> > first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind
> > tavern. You leaned against the fence and I made love to you frombehind."
> > "Yes," she says, "I remember it well."aided
> > "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we
> > do it for old times sake?"
> > "Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
> > There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this,
> > a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this, two old timers
> > having sex against a fence.' So he follows them.
> > They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,
> > walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
> > way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her nickers downand
> > the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on tosex
> > fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious
> > the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping likeabout
> > eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling
> > "Ohhh God!" He's hanging onto her hips for dear life. This is the most
> > athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the
> > The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
> > life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parentsof
> > wonders whether they still have sex like this. After about half an hour
> > lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feetand
> > put their clothes back on. The guy, still watching thinks, 'That wastruly
> > amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secretit?
> > As the couple passes, the guy says to them, "That was something
> > you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage
> > Is there some sort of secret?"
> > "No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except fifty years ago
> > that darn fence wasn't Electric