(AU) Vegan maddies
- [Brisbane Times - opinion - comments accepted at "full story" link below]
Keep your knobbly-kneed, sharp-elbowed, sunken-cheeked,
unhealthy-looking, weedy little bods to yourself
I notice Adolph Hitler didn't make the A-list of famous vegetarians at
the Happy Cow website. The nuts and berry set are happy to lay claim
to the likes of Canadian post punk spunkette Avril Lavigne, but they
come over all coy and quiet, sort of toeing-at-the-ground and humming
way too loudly when the spectre of the maximum Nazi turns up with his
wooden Buddha bowl looking for a big feed of leaf and twig. Oh, and
look, Charles Manson and Pol Pot, two more committed rabbit food fans
are also missing in action.
But I don't know that I'd be so quick to show them the door if I was
running the International Vegetarian Conspiracy, because this new idea
they've had, of withholding sex from anyone with a bit of sausage
breath, is gonna seriously restrict the dating market for censorious,
gimlet-eyed vegan maddies.
So, I propose a counter offer to the vegans. You keep your knobbly
kneed, sharp-elbowed, sunken-cheeked, unhealthy looking, weedy little
bods to yourself.
The rest of us is going out to get some flesh.
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