There is a new virus: code name is "work". If you receive "work",
from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anywhere else,
do not touch "work" under any circumstances!!
This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket
and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order
three beers. After repeating 14 times, you will find that "work " has
been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this warning
immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that
you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls
your whole life.
This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.
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