Re: [infoguys-list] To Linda's Credit....
Jeez! I think I just wet myself. I could be more certain if I hadn't also
a mouth full of Diet Coke out my nose. It's quite hard to differentiate
between a cold wet
spot and a warm wet spot when your laughing uncontrollably. One really
think of possible consequences before using humor in an irresponsible
estimated bill for damages is enclosed.
By the way, didn't someone mention in this string that they were selling
Depends on the side? I
should probably read these posts more carefully. Maybe I'll place an order.
1) Pants (reason should be obvious) $35.00
2) Vehicle Repair (I can normally read my email while driving without
3) Computer (flew out of the car in the crash) $2700.00
4) Blown Surveillance (I was tailing a subject at the time) $800.00
5) Fines and Court Costs (again...should be obvious) $1000.00
6) Dignity and Reputation...Priceless
I would provide more detail but the nice officer is very enthusiastic about
me a matching pair of silver bracelets. I don't understand the chain
but Pappy told me to never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] To Linda's Credit....
> As you may recall, I was a Special Agent with Treasury and I suspect that
> am still bound by former protocols.
> On those occasions where Snoopy Humans Interjecting Typical Hypothetically
> Effusive Asinine Development Strategems, annoyed us with this kind of
> we were admonished to limit our responses to Factual Unclassified Common
> Knowledge coupled with Your Own Understandings.
> I trust that this has been helpful to you in resolving your issues.
> Bill E. Branscum, Investigator
> Oracle International
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