RE: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
> ** Original Subject: RE: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.Download the Lycos Browser at http://lycos.neoplanet.com
> ** Original Sender: "wadinv" <wadinv@...>
> ** Original Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:20:35 -0400
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> < FIRST AID
> > Two hillbilly rednecks were having the
> > nightly special at their favorite watering
> > hole, when they heard this awful choking
> > sound. They turned around to see a lady,
> > a few bar stools down, turning blue from
> > wolfing down a possum burger.
> > The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
> > we otta' help?"
> > "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
> > The first hillbilly got up and walked over
> > to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
> > She shook her head no.
> > "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
> > She again shook her head no.
> > With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
> > her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
> > She was so shocked that she coughed up
> > the obstruction and began to breathe, with
> > great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
> > his friend and said, "Funny how that there
> > Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
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