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Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give everyone alaugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.

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  • Roy Niles
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      Like Bill said to Monica: This thing is getting out of hand!


      >From: "Laura Wallace" <wadinv@...>
      >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
      >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
      >Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
      >everyone alaugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
      >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 18:17:59 -0400
      >
      >Haaaahaaaaaa!
      >----- Original Message -----
      >From: <icu@...>
      >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
      >Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 6:03 PM
      >Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
      >everyone alaugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
      >
      >
      > > Or the hillbilly bar that advertised "liquor in the front, poker in the
      > > rear"! RS
      > >
      > > Laura Wallace wrote:
      > > >
      > > > That one was in another category, wasn't it?.....
      > > > ----- Original Message -----
      > > > From: "Roy Niles" <royniles@...>
      > > > To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
      > > > Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 4:52 AM
      > > > Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
      > > > everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
      > > >
      > > > > Now tell us the one about the hillbilly woman who who couln't hold
      > > > her
      > > > > licker.
      > > > >
      > > > >
      > > > > >From: "wadinv" <wadinv@...>
      > > > > >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
      > > > > >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
      > > > > >Subject: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
      > > > everyone
      > > > a
      > > > > >laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
      > > > > >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:27:24 -0400
      > > > > >
      > > > > >< FIRST AID
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > Two hillbilly rednecks were having the
      > > > > > > nightly special at their favorite watering
      > > > > > > hole, when they heard this awful choking
      > > > > > > sound. They turned around to see a lady,
      > > > > > > a few bar stools down, turning blue from
      > > > > > > wolfing down a possum burger.
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
      > > > > > > we otta' help?"
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > The first hillbilly got up and walked over
      > > > > > > to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > She shook her head no.
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > She again shook her head no.
      > > > > > >
      > > > > > > With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
      > > > > > > her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
      > > > > > > She was so shocked that she coughed up
      > > > > > > the obstruction and began to breathe, with
      > > > > > > great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
      > > > > > > his friend and said, "Funny how that there
      > > > > > > Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
      > > > > >
      > > > > >
      > > > >
      > > > >
      > > >
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