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  • wadinv
    Message 1 of 6 , Oct 27, 2000
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      < FIRST AID
      >
      >    Two hillbilly rednecks
      were having the
      >    nightly special at their favorite
      watering
      >    hole, when they heard this awful choking
      >    sound. They turned around to see a lady,
      >    a few bar stools down, turning blue from
      >    wolfing down a possum burger.
      >
      >    The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
      >    we otta' help?"
      >
      >   
      "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
      >
      >    The first
      hillbilly got up and walked over
      >    to the lady and
      asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
      >
      >    She shook her head
      no.
      >
      >    "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
      >
      >    She again shook her head no.
      >
      >    With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
      >    her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
      >    She was so shocked that she coughed up
      >    the obstruction and began to breathe, with
      >    great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
      >    his friend and said, "Funny how that there
      >    Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"

    • Roy Niles
      Now tell us the one about the hillbilly woman who who couln t hold her licker. ... _________________________________________________________________________
      Message 2 of 6 , Oct 27, 2000
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        Now tell us the one about the hillbilly woman who who couln't hold her
        licker.


        >From: "wadinv" <wadinv@...>
        >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
        >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
        >Subject: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give everyone a
        >laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
        >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:27:24 -0400
        >
        >< FIRST AID
        > >
        > > Two hillbilly rednecks were having the
        > > nightly special at their favorite watering
        > > hole, when they heard this awful choking
        > > sound. They turned around to see a lady,
        > > a few bar stools down, turning blue from
        > > wolfing down a possum burger.
        > >
        > > The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
        > > we otta' help?"
        > >
        > > "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
        > >
        > > The first hillbilly got up and walked over
        > > to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
        > >
        > > She shook her head no.
        > >
        > > "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
        > >
        > > She again shook her head no.
        > >
        > > With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
        > > her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
        > > She was so shocked that she coughed up
        > > the obstruction and began to breathe, with
        > > great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
        > > his friend and said, "Funny how that there
        > > Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
        >
        >

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      • Laura Wallace
        That one was in another category, wasn t it?..... ... From: Roy Niles To: Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000
        Message 3 of 6 , Oct 27, 2000
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          That one was in another category, wasn't it?.....
          ----- Original Message -----
          From: "Roy Niles" <royniles@...>
          To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
          Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 4:52 AM
          Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
          everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.


          > Now tell us the one about the hillbilly woman who who couln't hold her
          > licker.
          >
          >
          > >From: "wadinv" <wadinv@...>
          > >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
          > >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
          > >Subject: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give everyone
          a
          > >laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
          > >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:27:24 -0400
          > >
          > >< FIRST AID
          > > >
          > > > Two hillbilly rednecks were having the
          > > > nightly special at their favorite watering
          > > > hole, when they heard this awful choking
          > > > sound. They turned around to see a lady,
          > > > a few bar stools down, turning blue from
          > > > wolfing down a possum burger.
          > > >
          > > > The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
          > > > we otta' help?"
          > > >
          > > > "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
          > > >
          > > > The first hillbilly got up and walked over
          > > > to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
          > > >
          > > > She shook her head no.
          > > >
          > > > "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
          > > >
          > > > She again shook her head no.
          > > >
          > > > With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
          > > > her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
          > > > She was so shocked that she coughed up
          > > > the obstruction and began to breathe, with
          > > > great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
          > > > his friend and said, "Funny how that there
          > > > Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
          > >
          > >
          >
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        • Roy Niles
          No, no. These jokes are in both the hillbilly and licker categories, also cross-referenced under the oval orfice category. ...
          Message 4 of 6 , Oct 27, 2000
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            No, no. These jokes are in both the hillbilly and licker categories, also
            cross-referenced under the "oval orfice" category.


            >From: "Laura Wallace" <wadinv@...>
            >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
            >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
            >Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
            >everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
            >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 16:00:09 -0400
            >
            >That one was in another category, wasn't it?.....
            >----- Original Message -----
            >From: "Roy Niles" <royniles@...>
            >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
            >Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 4:52 AM
            >Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
            >everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
            >
            >
            > > Now tell us the one about the hillbilly woman who who couln't hold her
            > > licker.
            > >
            > >
            > > >From: "wadinv" <wadinv@...>
            > > >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
            > > >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
            > > >Subject: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
            >everyone
            >a
            > > >laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
            > > >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:27:24 -0400
            > > >
            > > >< FIRST AID
            > > > >
            > > > > Two hillbilly rednecks were having the
            > > > > nightly special at their favorite watering
            > > > > hole, when they heard this awful choking
            > > > > sound. They turned around to see a lady,
            > > > > a few bar stools down, turning blue from
            > > > > wolfing down a possum burger.
            > > > >
            > > > > The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
            > > > > we otta' help?"
            > > > >
            > > > > "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
            > > > >
            > > > > The first hillbilly got up and walked over
            > > > > to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
            > > > >
            > > > > She shook her head no.
            > > > >
            > > > > "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
            > > > >
            > > > > She again shook her head no.
            > > > >
            > > > > With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
            > > > > her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
            > > > > She was so shocked that she coughed up
            > > > > the obstruction and began to breathe, with
            > > > > great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
            > > > > his friend and said, "Funny how that there
            > > > > Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
            > > >
            > > >
            > >
            > >
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          • Laura Wallace
            You re a riot.... ... From: Roy Niles To: Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 7:16 AM Subject: Re:
            Message 5 of 6 , Oct 27, 2000
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              You're a riot....
              ----- Original Message -----
              From: "Roy Niles" <royniles@...>
              To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
              Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 7:16 AM
              Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
              everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.


              > No, no. These jokes are in both the hillbilly and licker categories, also
              > cross-referenced under the "oval orfice" category.
              >
              >
              > >From: "Laura Wallace" <wadinv@...>
              > >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
              > >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
              > >Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
              > >everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
              > >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 16:00:09 -0400
              > >
              > >That one was in another category, wasn't it?.....
              > >----- Original Message -----
              > >From: "Roy Niles" <royniles@...>
              > >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
              > >Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 4:52 AM
              > >Subject: Re: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
              > >everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
              > >
              > >
              > > > Now tell us the one about the hillbilly woman who who couln't hold her
              > > > licker.
              > > >
              > > >
              > > > >From: "wadinv" <wadinv@...>
              > > > >Reply-To: infoguys-list@egroups.com
              > > > >To: <infoguys-list@egroups.com>
              > > > >Subject: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give
              > >everyone
              > >a
              > > > >laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
              > > > >Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:27:24 -0400
              > > > >
              > > > >< FIRST AID
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Two hillbilly rednecks were having the
              > > > > > nightly special at their favorite watering
              > > > > > hole, when they heard this awful choking
              > > > > > sound. They turned around to see a lady,
              > > > > > a few bar stools down, turning blue from
              > > > > > wolfing down a possum burger.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
              > > > > > we otta' help?"
              > > > > >
              > > > > > "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > The first hillbilly got up and walked over
              > > > > > to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
              > > > > >
              > > > > > She shook her head no.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > She again shook her head no.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
              > > > > > her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
              > > > > > She was so shocked that she coughed up
              > > > > > the obstruction and began to breathe, with
              > > > > > great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
              > > > > > his friend and said, "Funny how that there
              > > > > > Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
              > > > >
              > > > >
              > > >
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            • morter@erols.com
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              Message 6 of 6 , Oct 30, 2000
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                > ** Original Subject: RE: [infoguys-list] Couldn't resist this funny joke to give everyone a laugh today....Hope ya'll appreciate it.
                > ** Original Sender: "wadinv" <wadinv@...>
                > ** Original Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:20:35 -0400

                > ** Original Message follows...

                >
                > < FIRST AID
                > >
                > > Two hillbilly rednecks were having the
                > > nightly special at their favorite watering
                > > hole, when they heard this awful choking
                > > sound. They turned around to see a lady,
                > > a few bar stools down, turning blue from
                > > wolfing down a possum burger.
                > >
                > > The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think
                > > we otta' help?"
                > >
                > > "Yep," said the second hillbilly.
                > >
                > > The first hillbilly got up and walked over
                > > to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
                > >
                > > She shook her head no.
                > >
                > > "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
                > >
                > > She again shook her head no.
                > >
                > > With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up
                > > her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt.
                > > She was so shocked that she coughed up
                > > the obstruction and began to breathe, with
                > > great relief. The first hillbilly turned back to
                > > his friend and said, "Funny how that there
                > > Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
                >
                >


                >** --------- End Original Message ----------- **

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