Christianity and SHAMELESS SELF PROMO!
- WARNING: Self-promotion appears
below<br><br>>>Not takin' that bait, pally-o! You'll have to try
harder to make me proclaim my
Christiani....<br>HEY!<<<br><br>I know you're kidding with me, but just to clarify,
I have no problem with the teachings and practices
of Jesus of Nazareth. I must admit I question the
precision of recordings of what he said that were written
down decades later (I've diagreed with friends over
what I or they said just minutes later). And by
background I've had years of heavy involvement in churches
ranging from singing in choirs to writing and directing
church plays to teaching adult Bible studies. I do not
claim to be a Bible expert--I'm definitely not, but I'm
not totally ignorant either. :-)<br><br>What I do
have a problem with, and I imagine you do too, is the
teachings and practices of some of his (supposed?)
followers who are more interested in judgement than love.
In my opinion, the five principles of The Loveshade
Community are fully combatible with Jesus, but not with
much of modern "Christianity." I'm still working on a
Christian version of the principles, but (WARNING: Here
comes the commercial!) you can see the generic version
several places including
<a href=http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/2255/philosophy.html target=new>http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/2255/philosophy.html</a> Remember, this club's Founder said "Rev ...You
folks that think we ought to be doing more to spread
the Discordian message are damned hippocritical
hippopoyamouses if you don't support this man"<br><br>Now be good
little Discordians and Do As Your Told!
- --- In firstname.lastname@example.org, prism_shards wrote:
>me. I pledge my allegiance to the great Eye in the sky, One world, Under
> Okay, fellow Illuminati, get off your elitist asses and say "hi" to
God, Invisible and ever-lucid...
>nah, that's not it. if everything is real Wrong is real, too.
the principia explains.
keep in mind: an Illuminated Mind means Newt Gingrich.
Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon?
Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased by
the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a star.
An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that
any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, and
pentagons, and disorder are all his creations and he may do with them as
he wishes. Indeed, even so the concept of number 5.
Newt Gingrich is "one of them," the Total Human Elimination Movement,
the NWO, the Illuminati. (ill -- oom -- in -- not -- eye)
being a supreme liar, he can see everything and yet not insist that any
of it is really true, or none of it is true.
stars and the pentagon and disorder are all what they are at "present"
because of the subtle, pervasive influence that he
and his fellow, uh, Luciferians, have over what people see.
clearly, this is why Truth wrapped in Jokes are part of the legend.
no body needs to excommunicate you,
and it's obvious that this node is corroded anyway,but
it was RAW who is quoted as saying before his tragic demise,
"Nobody really understands the Discordian Society."
you have permission to understand it now,
but will you?
An Elder 'Clypse
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