CE 2000 year end report...
- Those of you out there might have thought that I
had dropped off the face of the earth.<br><br>Well,
it was close, but the Zeta Reticulans restablished
my artificial gravity after I caroomed of off the
dark side of the moon. (Which technically is not
dropping of the face of the earth, but can have a very
similiar effect.) Anyway, due to sub optimal levels of
religious fervor amongst the christian coalition, the order
of the white lion, and their allies, the nebular
alliance has decided against playing their Jesus clone
second coming trump card this year, as they feel that
the Elvis clones that had lined up for support are
outdated. I have it through reliable sources that they will
try again in about ten years but this time they plan
to use Ricky Martin clones. I have doubts about
whether this plot will be succesfull, because as you all
know Ricky has support from the trilateral
commision.<br><br>Anyway, I am down yet another space craft (at least I
didn't lose the FTL drive but conventional EM plasma
vortex atosmpheric drive is kaput as well as hull
integrity, life support and a bunch of other important
crap). The Zetans gave me a lift home, but it seems like
the credit line I am carrying with them is about to
be terminated. So, I am stuck here in
Florida.<br><br>To while away my time in this land (damn its cold
here, no shit), I have completely stayed away from
inconsequential matters like pregnant chads. Its all in the Blind
Authority Corporations hands anyway. I also rode the
American Dream like a cheap whore, and gained permission
from the ancient atlantian association to freely
travel throught their underwater territories. However,
limited credit means that I will no longer be able to
afford their artificial gills or ancient dive suits like
I had previously planned.<br><br>Anyway; I am one
mad scientist, desperately in need of continued
funding. Contact me if you can help and continue to fight
the good fight.<br><br>X - MMMMg
- --- In email@example.com, prism_shards wrote:
>me. I pledge my allegiance to the great Eye in the sky, One world, Under
> Okay, fellow Illuminati, get off your elitist asses and say "hi" to
God, Invisible and ever-lucid...
>nah, that's not it. if everything is real Wrong is real, too.
the principia explains.
keep in mind: an Illuminated Mind means Newt Gingrich.
Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon?
Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased by
the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a star.
An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that
any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, and
pentagons, and disorder are all his creations and he may do with them as
he wishes. Indeed, even so the concept of number 5.
Newt Gingrich is "one of them," the Total Human Elimination Movement,
the NWO, the Illuminati. (ill -- oom -- in -- not -- eye)
being a supreme liar, he can see everything and yet not insist that any
of it is really true, or none of it is true.
stars and the pentagon and disorder are all what they are at "present"
because of the subtle, pervasive influence that he
and his fellow, uh, Luciferians, have over what people see.
clearly, this is why Truth wrapped in Jokes are part of the legend.
no body needs to excommunicate you,
and it's obvious that this node is corroded anyway,but
it was RAW who is quoted as saying before his tragic demise,
"Nobody really understands the Discordian Society."
you have permission to understand it now,
but will you?
An Elder 'Clypse
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