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  • Charles Seltenright
    From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter: http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-148471-450944 Definitions The Washington Post asked readers to take any word
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      From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
      http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-148471-450944

      Definitions

      The Washington Post asked readers to take any word
      from the dictionary... alter it by adding,
      subtracting, or changing one letter... and supply a
      new definition!

      1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
      which lasts until you realize it was your money to
      start with.

      2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

      3) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


      4) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
      wit and the person who doesn't get it.

      5) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
      are running late.

      6) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

      7) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending
      off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,
      the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

      8) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
      seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


      Peace People,
      Chuck aka ''The Poet 69''


      ''People Who dont have Nightmares dont have Dreams''

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